People have asked if I’m ready to start dating again and honestly – I’m ready to settle down with that one person. I’ve been ready to settle down. So on a lark I re-activated the Ok Cupid profile. And Oh HELL NO. The Fuckery began immediately. It’s still as shit-tastic as it was 3 years ago.
The Categories are:
Lack of Game – Hey sexy, hi gorgeous, why are you still single……Seriously men what the fuck ever happened to hi, how are you doing? I only received one intelligent question…..One in a week. That’s pretty sad. And the guy asked me what I thought about Saint John in Jane Eyre.
Those Who Don’t Read My Profile – No photo – no profile = no response
The Unmasked Assholes – I had a busy end of the week so I didn’t respond in one day to someone. All he does is send me an email stating Answer…..I responded bitchily that I’m sorry I’ve had a busy last few days. He still didn’t get it because he responds that’s not what I asked you.
Assholes in General – Wants to meet on the 2nd day you’ve been on with little or no communication. Tell him you want to establish a baseline – I didn’t think this was a chatting site thought it was a dating site – pass.
In the end – I don’t want to deal with anyone elses’s shit right now. I just really don’t. I don’t want to answer emails from random people and have to be nice. I don’t want to have to wonder how they will disappoint me – or how much of an asshole they are – what they are hiding – having to get to know someone – any of it. Yeah it sounds nice to go out on dates and things, but I’m not really looking forward to any of it. None of it – even the fact that the holidays are coming up doesn’t scare me. Eh – I’ve been alone before and I’ve made it through. No – I can’t do it.