So I’m back on the online dating. Am I thrilled about it- no. I’ve been honest on my profile turtle speed. In all honesty you can take it or leave it. That’s how I really feel. I was ready 3 years ago until someone only wanted a companion and wasted my time. Anyway, the skeezy, sketchies are back……..
How not to get a reply:
1. Hairy Beast – ewww who the fuck finds the rug attractive, no facial shot and just hi? Your chest is not winning one over.
2. Don’t take me out cuz I’d like to kill you
3. LOL so nothing you have said was remotely serious? PASS
4. Pretty and sexy oh yeah that’s really gonna get you far! Guess my profile is too much for you?
5. You’re really gonna go there with the age as your opening line…..
6. Again your bird cage ain’t winning anyone over .